One of the most iconic scenes from Star Wars is the fuzzy blue hologram of Princess Leia saying, “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only...Continue reading
You watch your language!
In A New Hope, the Stormtroopers are sweeping the streets looking for C3PO and R2D2. While they are hiding inside a doorway, C3PO blames R2D2...Continue reading
Congratulations. You are being rescued.
While Jyn Erso was a prisoner on Wobani, a group of Rebels infiltrated the prison to rescue her. When they attempted to free her, she...Continue reading
Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed.
Darth Vader’s proclamation on the Death Star that the admirals should not “be too proud of this technological terror [they’ve] constructed. The ability to destroy...Continue reading
You will find a new definition of pain and suffering
After the attempt to free Han from Jabba’s palace does not succeed, Leia becomes a slave girl. Han is put into a prison cell. After...Continue reading
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
While standing on the edge of the cliff overlooking the city, Obi-Wan announces, “Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of...Continue reading